Fury Road

I woke up this morning feeling like—as my friend, Lily, so delicately puts it—dog shit on the bottom of God’s shoe.  Also, furious.  But I pulled on my swimsuit, intending to take it out in the water.  Except I was 90 minutes early.

Fury boiled.

I raced to the nearest salon.  “Can someone cut my hair right now?”

“Yes!” the hapless pixie piped.  “And today all haircuts are $10!”

“Great.  Shave it all off.  I can’t stand it another second.  I’m tired of trying to look like something.”

She did.

And I left feeling like my outside finally matched my inside.  Furious.  And the closest I’ll ever come to looking like Charlize Theron.

Furious helps.  Furious brings the Bad-Ass, which is now in full display.

I roared off to misbehave and brought home two bags full of art supplies. Now we’ll see what fury can really do.

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23 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. donnaanddiablo
    Mar 07, 2017 @ 15:49:11

    You make Fury look wicked stylish, Sandy. Just sayin’…

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  2. Val Boyko
    Mar 07, 2017 @ 15:51:21

    I don’t want to burst your balloon Sandy … but it does look cute!

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  3. Elaine GREEN
    Mar 07, 2017 @ 16:24:28

    You look simply beautiful!!! (: and you look ‘satisfied’… (: congratulations.. I love you.. me

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  4. Penny
    Mar 07, 2017 @ 16:30:36

    I love the look on you!

    Reply

  5. Littlesundog
    Mar 07, 2017 @ 19:49:04

    I love your hair! I have thought of going even shorter with mine lately… you might just be the inspiration I need!! I love your eyeglass frames too.

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  7. Alice
    Mar 08, 2017 @ 04:08:36

    Aren’t rage haircuts THE BEST??!

    Reply

  8. pegoleg
    Mar 08, 2017 @ 10:08:30

    Looks bad-ass AND cute.

    Reply

  9. Linda Noel Schierman
    Mar 08, 2017 @ 11:23:12

    Been working this idea over…for several recent years…and THAT is how I’ve hoped it would look, including the petting experience. This summer? you go badass grrr girl!

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