Every year around this time, our library gives away its old magazines.  For me, it’s like winning the lottery… or getting free cheese from the government.  I’m still honing my skills, but I’ve learned a few things.

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Get there Early.  While most folk come to browse and pick up a few Highlights for the kiddies, poplar magazines go quickly.  Today I was first in line—except for the two schizophrenics who hang out at the library every day.  People behind me started muttering about “budging in line,” so I quietly explained that these guys weren’t after the magazines.  The library is a second home to a lot of us.

aldi bagBring Sturdy Bags.  My canvas Aldi bags work great.  I generally load about fifty pounds per bag, so I don’t want any spillage while I’m huffing my way back to the car.

• Snatch the High Priority Magazines First.  I have a few favorites—magazines that offer the best photos and weirdest copy.  National Geographic is my number one pick.  Aside from the gorgeous and often bizarre photographs, the copy is so delightful taken out of context.  Where else would I be able to find “People swallow eight spiders a year in their sleep” or “Poop throwing”?  The Oprah Magazine carries a columnist that is always hysterical.  And Entertainment Weekly gives me both celebrity fun and consistently outrageous copy.  I like to read The Humanist, but tend to find choice quotes there as well.

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• Take a Second, Slow Turn to Try New Titles.  It always surprises me which magazines are complete duds as far as my needs go.  AARP, Psychology Today, Popular Photography, The New Yorker, and Natural Life were all disasters.  Boring text, boring pictures (Popular Photography is all about cameras and lighting. Zzzzzz), or self-important and snooty with no humor—even out of context.  Writer and Writer’s Digest are iffy.  A good interview can make the search worthwhile, but most articles are overwritten and so serious.

This year I’m trying American History, Harper’s, Vanity Fair (mostly for the gorgeous Hollywood portraits), and The Iowa Review (a poetry/literary collection).

Mag Haul 2016

Instead of this slap-dash method, I’m considering a more systematic approach next year.  I think I’ll start visiting the magazine section and get more acquainted with what’s stocked.  There might be a rag out there, rich in hilarity and quirkiness, hidden under an innocuous title.  Maybe Men’s Health is the Holy Grail.

Oh, it so could be…

14 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. LindaNoel
    Jan 30, 2016 @ 13:37:41

    Wow! I’m going to ask my library right now if they do this, too. And what a kick to realize just WHERE in the Creative Universe you have been finding the unique and compelling captions to your unique handmade cards ! Unique and Compelling will have to do as all the other appropriate adjectives compliment them. 😮


    • Sandy Sue
      Jan 30, 2016 @ 15:55:45

      Some lines just beg for a card. I know right away that they will be fabulous. Sometimes a fragment calls to me, and I have to cut it out without a clue as to what it will become. I love this process.


  2. Leslie
    Jan 30, 2016 @ 13:52:00

    I’ll have to see if my library does this! What a fantastic idea!


  3. Elaine GREEN
    Jan 30, 2016 @ 14:34:29

    finding myself grinning…. your ‘perspective’ is infectious… ((: SCORE!!! indeed


  4. bernecho
    Jan 30, 2016 @ 17:03:37

    So cool you are a girl after my own heart!


  5. David Kanigan
    Jan 31, 2016 @ 06:52:35

    Vanity Fair – yes – rich in photos and in-depth stories, love the magazine.


  6. Littlesundog
    Jan 31, 2016 @ 12:04:55

    What a clever girl you are! And you touched a chord in my heart when you kindly explained about those two guys “budging in line”. 🙂


  7. Roessler, Karen
    Feb 01, 2016 @ 08:51:33

    Here’s to many more beautiful cards and titillating collages!


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