The Exciting Life of a Sick Girl

The cute guy at the Y’s information desk asked me how I was doing.  Since I sound like Harvey Fierstein (Broadway actor) and look like Harvey Pekar (underground comic book writer), I counted that as exciting.  Even if the guy who carries his oxygen tank around with him passed me on the track.  Here’s a sample of my currently lovely singing voice.

The pest control guy came in today and sprayed his monthly poison.  I guess that could be exciting to the silver fish living in my file drawer.  I still can’t smell it.

I got groceries.  That’s only exciting to my checking account since I spent all of next week’s allotted allowance.  I sure get tired of being poor sometimes.

Coughing too much can give a person a headache.  Is that breaking news?

Did you know Ben Affleck played Jack Ryan?  Huh.  I thought Tom Clancy’s hero was either Alec Baldwin or Harrison Ford.  Does it matter that I fell asleep watching Sum of All Fears?  I promise it wasn’t a criticism.  My decongestant just kicked in.

cats, petsEmmett and Henry don’t really care if I come back to bed or not, but I like to think they’re waiting for me.  I am, after all, the most exciting thing in their lives—the sudden bark-cough that startles the food right out of their mouths, the thrilling naps, the flying Kleenex wads.

Life doesn’t get any more wild than this.

9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. docrob50
    Sep 07, 2012 @ 16:21:11

    when one is suffering as you are the question – where is Sandy-Sue is likely to be met with a snarl or two……

    drink lots of water and watch some good movies.


  2. minlit
    Sep 08, 2012 @ 03:00:30

    It still keeps me reading 🙂


  3. Dee Ready
    Sep 08, 2012 @ 09:20:30

    Dear Sandy, thanks for the update about your life–which right now sounds pretty much like a storm at sea–and also for that wonderful Sesame Street Harvey Fierstein take on “Everything’s Coming up Roses”!!! Who would have thought of noses! Peace.


  4. Fork in My Eye
    Sep 08, 2012 @ 18:57:52

    I love Harvey Fierstein! Hope your get your voice and health back soon.


  5. mlatimerridley
    Sep 12, 2012 @ 14:42:26

    Really loved that image of your cats dropping food out of their mouths in surprise after you sneeze, so cute. 😀 Really hope you’re feeling better soon!!


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